What would you do to him

[May]

[May]

i would pluck his beardhair out one by one until he cries

[deluxecindy]

playing mario kart with him sounds fun

[NotDefinedYet]

what kind of question is this lol

[May]

don’t post spam on my post if you have nothing to add to it…

[zephyrauditore]

If it’s a gnome I wouldn’t take my eyes off it. Gnomes are evil little creatures.

If it’s a wizard I would take him for drinks. Through past experiences I’ve learned wizards are hilarious when intoxicated.

If it’s Santa I’d ask “WHERES MY WIENIE WHISTLE?”