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i would pluck his beardhair out one by one until he cries
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playing mario kart with him sounds fun
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what kind of question is this lol
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don’t post spam on my post if you have nothing to add to it…
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If it’s a gnome I wouldn’t take my eyes off it. Gnomes are evil little creatures.
If it’s a wizard I would take him for drinks. Through past experiences I’ve learned wizards are hilarious when intoxicated.
If it’s Santa I’d ask “WHERES MY WIENIE WHISTLE?”
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